On the way to school this morning, Christopher said: "Mama, I don't go to school anymore, I go to work."
"Oh yeah, where are you going to work?"
"I work with Daddy."
"Oh ok, well - do you know what Daddy does at work?"
"Um, yeah. Daddy go to work, he watches Elmo on the computer ALLLLL day. I go to work with Daddy now."
Silly boy - for the record, Daddy does NOT watch Elmo on the computer all day (or any part of the day).